I’ve enough barrels now, roll ‘em out please.

Little voice in my head says:

‘If you can’t hang on……at least throw me up, I ain’t going down with you.’

Fine, don’t believe me then. Sheesh.

Went out today with Cat and Spoon, and as usual my dumb Ferret was missing. Pfftt. Watched Tooth Fairy. Honestly, it’s pretty sad to see an ex-wrestler being reduced to wearing a pink tutu with fluttery wings to complete the look. All in all, it was a pretty ‘forget-me’ type of movie. Alright if you’re in the mood for a few cheap laughs at lame jokes.

BUT OH EM GEE! TESS, THE LITTLE GIRL, IS SO ADOWABLEEEEEE!!

Please God, if you’re reading this, bestow a daughter as cute as her to me in the near future. You know I never ask much. Don’t let me down. =D

Oh, and I came across this quote:

Relationships are like glass.  Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.

Well, it might hold some truth on some parts. But to me, once it’s broken, only then you get the chance to see the beauty of the little pieces.

And that’s how I’m taking it now. I’ll look at it as a beautiful breaking. Deconstruction. Whatever have you. And if I come across a certain piece that’s worth remembering, I’ll savor the moment, but it’s going back to the pile of broken pieces.

And so, for me, saying ‘I Love You’ holds no weight to me anymore. Let’s just say, I’m cold. Cold Turkey. Frozen Tuna. Castrated Cow. Whatever.

my face ain’t the only thing that’s screwed up.

THEN AGAIN…

Gwyneth Paltrow once said: The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends. 

=D Hello world. I’m back.

The indigo calculator killed his lover.

Hi…m..y….conn…tion…s..really……ba…

Yea. Screw you Maxis. Imagine going online like…

…

yea, another 2 hours of unstable connection.

I shall resume blogging PROPERLY when my connection gets a little more REALIABLE!

cheebye.

Crystallize the sky so we can break through it.

Little voice in my head says:

‘You shouldn’t be brooding about this…let go already. She’s not worth your time.’

I said it once, and I’ll say it again:

Asshole cheebye CHS office staffs and teachers are friggin unfriendly, unhelpful, downright rude, and are a bunch of grouchy old meanies. Diu, how hard it is to chop, sign and verify A GODDAMN SLIP OF SPM RESULT SLIP? GEEZ.

Suffice to say my visit back to my high school today did not help with the negative perception I have of it, let alone create fond memories. I still insist that I am perfectly HAPPY about leaving that God forsaken hell hole.

Pn Yap (my ex-chinese language teacher) :

‘Waaa…lichung, been living a good life huh? (stares at my tummy)’

‘Waa…Pn Yap, you also not bad huh? Now your size can fight mine.’

LOL. No, it was just a harmless jibe at each other. (…well, not on my part.) Congratulations Pn Yap on your pregnancy! =) and yes, I can still converse in Mandarin laaa…haiyo.

Finally got all my University transcripts finalized and sealed. OMG. took me more than 3 days to get everything done. Who knew getting into Uni can be such a hassle? After all the trouble I took, that University of Toronto better accept me dammit. >.<

Oh and I went to McDonald’s today. I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. “We don’t have half dozen nugget wor” said the teenager at the counter. “You don’t????” I asked. “We got only six, nine, or twelve,” was the reply. “So I can’t order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?” “Ya lor…” So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets…

This country needs help.

my sweaty after-sex face…or probably also orgasm face.

I said I didn’t miss high school, but I sure as hell miss the times we had in that infernal building. =))

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Little voice in my head says:

‘dude. you spend too much time thinking of a post title. see? now it’s too lengthy, moron.’

To thebestfriend:

Always know that I’ll be here for you. There’s more to this sentence, but you understand. Things will be fine. =)

Oh, and guess what people, I got my FIRST cheebye Parking Saman. RM80. Diu. And my mom had to make a big fuss out of it. (ok la, I know it’s my fault, but hey! for everything, there’s always a first, no?) She made it sound like it was a RM1000 fine or something like that. =.=

 this is how I’ll look like when I turn 80. Still want me?

Skipping work tomorrow. HEHEHE. I’m a bad ass.

When things become thongs.

Little voice in my head says:

‘Service currently unavailable, please try again later.’

meh.

I wonder how’re you doing now? Hope things are going great for you. =)

Is Klang a country?? I think the announcers got it wrong.

Little voice in my head says:

‘If you got a pear shaped body, don’t try to act juicy.’

Had lunch and shopping with my sister Vivian. Aiyo, sayang this girl so much la. You’re one of the people I’ll truly miss when I leave for Canada.

Oh, and University of Toronto finally gave me a reply email saying they got my application. WHEW. At least they got it, I was worried I got rejected outright when the other Uni’s already gave their replies earlier. Meow.

Well, speaking about friends and going overseas…hmm…I was commenting to my dad that how much I’ll miss my friends when I leave/they leave, and how sad I am. He said:

‘Why are you so sad for? You guys are gonna forget each other or drop outta contact down the years. You’ll meet new friends and new people.’

I was clearly stung, like, how dare you look down on our friendship! But then, I begin to see the little grains of truth in his words. I know we’ll all say, we’ll definitely keep in touch, and as long as we try our best, nothing will change.

Hmm…things will change, I believe, it’s inevitable. No matter how optimistic we are, distance and lack of direct contact will definitely broaden the gap between us. Sure, we have digital means of staying in touch, but then, that’s what it is, everything will stay just digital. Sigh.

Though I’m not saying I’m giving up or anything. God knows how much I love my friends and how much they mean to me. I was never good at expressing myself, so I’m afraid that by the time we say our goodbye’s, my only regret will be not letting them know how I feel.

So when that dreaded separation arrives, I’m going to bring as many pieces of friendship and memories with me.

Forgetting is scary, but trying to remember is harder.

 because pink brings out the best in me.

This is a witty line. Please laugh.

Coffee? Sure. You’re buying.

Little voice in my head says:

‘Sex is like snow, you’ll never know how many inches you’re gonna get or how long it’ll last.’

Good news: It’s confirmed. I’ll be done with that law firm by CNY.

Bad news: I got friggin loads of paperwork/cases to do. And it’s the weekend. ERGH.

More good news: This post is gonna get longer.

More bad news: I can’t forgive and forget yet. I’m not ready. In fact, I still feel…resentment. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s because of the things I’ve been told, and then finding out they were all empty words. A bit of a lie, don’t you think? Whatever. All I can say is, I’m sorry things turned out this way. Period.

 See the resemblance? No? screw you. I’m anime-cute.

And so life goes on.