It was a straight road that lead me back to where I started.

I’m not really being myself these few days. I gotta learn to loosen up. I gotta learn to let go.

Not happening.

Oh, tonight, yes, a few hours ago, was the NOOBEST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE!

I felt so noob and failure-tron to the point I wanted to laugh, scream and CRY at the same time.

But I settled to to just swear out loud in my car. in HAKKA. =)

Ok ok, that’s the end of the story, let’s rewind. So like, I needed my gloves for tomorrow’s Halloween Party, and the ones I wanted were at Topman MidValley. Cassie agreed to teman me go buy la.

So I got into my car, reversed outta my house…

WHAM!

I was like HOLYMUTHAWTFSHITHAPPENED?

I reversed into a PARKED, IMMOBILE, BLUE WIRA!

FUCK! Noob test no.1, PASSED.

Then I was making my way to MV la, you know, taking the Kerinchi Link. Like, no problem la, how hard can it be to get to MV? Pfftt…

Apparently, very hard, for me.

I looked around…’EH? WAIT! THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO MV!’

Looked up at the road sign.

‘KUALA LUMPUR, DATARAN MERDEKA.’

Yea, I took the wrong turning, and ended up going to KL.

Noob test no.2, PASSED.

So I was like, chill la Victor, KL only mar, just find an exit going to Bangsar or PJ, then you’ll be fine.

Oh, I should like to mention that KL looks VERY DIFFERENT at night.

Coz apparently I couldn’t find any helpful roadsigns, and I drove DEEPER into the hearts of the city. Hopelessly lost, I was looking left and right for familiar landmarks. None. Because I only drove to KL ALONE once, and that was to KLCC. Shit. Don’t know how, I ended up in some shabby looking corner of the city, like some small kampung area. I was really trying to stop myself from hitting the PANIC BUTTON.

"Shit la…drive straight only, bound to get outta this place somehow.’

Faulty logic and getting lost. Noob test no.3, PASSED.

BUT ALL IS NOT GLOOMY AND DARK! LO AND BEHOLD! I SEE IN THE HORIZON…TIME SQUARE! AHA! With that magnificent building in sight, I tried to direct myself there la.

…

shit, why is time square getting FURTHER AWAY?

By this time, I really wanted to swallow my pride and call my parents edi.

After probably 20 mins, I miraculously found myself on the road to my dad’s office. Hallelujah la! Then found the highway, and FINALLY got to MV. Cepat park, RAN to topman, got my gloves, and zoomed back home.

Epic fail. So fail, my head hurts just by thinking about it.