Did that catch you? Then allow me.

So i was just sitting here, reminiscing about my very HAPPY primary childhood. I mean, I know we were kids/brats back then, but we were so immature to the point that we actually looked cute. My primary school life was uberly and awesomely fun and CUTE. And then, from the depths of my memory, I remembered how we used to change the lyrics of a song and unintentionally spoof them. No life, I know, but small kid mar...

'I Believe I Can Fly' by R.Kelly to...

'I Believe I Can Fry'

I believe i can fry,

chow kuey teow and yao cha guai.

I didn't think that I could do it,

spread my arms and start to fry.

I believe you can die,

after eating my yao cha guai,

I believe i can fry. (i can fry!)

I believe you can die. (you can die!)

I believe i can frrryyy...

Then, there was the 'Selamat Hari Raya' song to...

Selamat Deepavali

Selamat Deepavali,

kepada semua orang iaitu Bangali.

Setiap hari, makan chapati.

Naik lori, langgar babi, terus mati.

Please, don't get offended, you know how kids are. =)

And of course, my personal Favorite: Jingle Bells. It didn't really had another spoof title, but here's how it goes:

Jingle Bells,

Batman smells,

Robin laid an egg.

Batmobile lost its wheel

and couldn't get away.

Hey!

Jingle Bells,

Batman smells,

Robin lost his egg(s).

One fat woman gave a fart

and blew the earth away.

ah....to be a kid again.