Soap and shit, still gives you shit.

I am very, very, VERY pleased to announce that the TUCSJ Drum Club is now OFFICIALLY open for registrations. Please leave me a note or contact my assistant Jess Tan. Thank You!

Well, in ICPU you really get the chance to meet different people. I’ll refrain from using ‘weird’ coz that’ll be stereotyping. Yea, you get to meet people from different ethnicity and background. And you get to learn cool languages.

My Persian classmate, taught me ‘Mi Bi Named’ which means ‘see you later’. Then there’s also ‘Kholskhor’ (not sure of spelling) which means ‘fucking idiot/pussy’. How cool shit is that?

Then my other classmate thought me Swahili. For those of you who know a bit of Japanese, I’m sure you’re familiar with the word ‘kuma’ which means ‘bear’.

‘coz i jizzed in my pants.’

So, in Swahili, Kuma actually means…another animal.

Guesses?

 

 

 

 

Well, cat.

No, not that kind of cat. Pussy. Yes. The female genital. Awesome, no?

Then another word. Malaya. We see the word Malaya often, don’t we? Like, the High Court of Malaya.

Well, Malaya in Swahili means prostitute.

I always knew our country was fucked up.