Pleonasm: I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed.

HEE HEE! Did that scare you? No? Chill la…I’m not turning emo. That was just me after the Halloween Eve Party in Taylors.

Today,

I realized that chinese taxi drivers are still the best.

I realized that I am really a lazy bastard, after seeing my friends working so hard on a project.

I realized that my pants, once fitted snugly, now feels effin TIGHT.

I realized I only had 2 curry puffs, one coke and a cupcake for the WHOLE DAY.

I realized just 10 minutes ago, I AM HUNGRY.

I realized that ICPU lecturers can come up with the whackiest Halloween costume ever.

I realized that I actually look pretty cool in white contact lenses, if I may say so myself. HEE.

I realized that I still sweat A LOT. (‘a lot’ is an under-statement)

I realized that not many people care about Halloween. Whatever, HAPPY HALLOWEEN PEOPLE!

I realized that I did not get any candy during the Halloween Eve party. WTF man.

I realized that after typing this for about 15 mins…

IT IS ANDREW TAN WEI AUN’s 18th BIRTHDAY!

Happy Birthday Mr President. Best wishes and stuff. You did a great job with the party.

I realized that I didn’t give credits to those who helped organize the party too!

So, to all those involved (lazy to find out one by one who did what and what) thanks for making the party happen. =) Great job people!

I realized that I still have my eyeliner on…(omg it won’t come off it won’t come off it' won’t come off!)

I also realized that I was a fool for trying to believe. Deep down, I knew it was too good to be true. So all of it was a lie, a stupid fantasy. TBC kononnya. I’ll be the old me you once knew, for old times sake, for the remaining 1 month plus. Because after this, I’ll make sure that staying away from you is my top priority. I promise that you won’t even catch a glimpse of the real, honest side of me again. I’ve had enough. I don’t want to keep smacking my face on the hard floor every time I fall. It hurts pretty bad, but you wouldn’t know. Those small tears were not the results of my contact lenses. So I’m going to swallow everything, and be your friend to the best of my extent. I won’t be mad or angry, because I don’t know if I really want to. But yes, it still hurts, but you wouldn’t care. =)