I shall take off this mask now.

Wow. You stun me to no end. Tsk.

Why? you ask. Such nerve, for you to utter that single word. Such raw nerve. Tsk.

This reminded me that you’re not the person I thought you were. Tsk.

 

Oh… had fun with my dear sister Vivian today. Went all the way to Mont Kiara just to find a place to chillax and drink. And you know me, a guy with a car driving at night, bound to get lost or take a wrong turning. Yea, we did, ended up in Mont Kiara after 2 attempts.

Then after chilling, we wanted to head home la…

‘eh…take left here.’

‘Sure ar?’

‘Yes, turn turn turn.’

‘ok ok ok…’

So we were driving, or more like I was behind the wheel, and cars were zooming past us on the opposite lane. Normal la. two way street.

or so we thought.

Because there were cars in front of us, swerving to the other lane as we drove down the road. And i was shouting at them: ‘SOHAI LA! STICK TO YOUR OWN LANE!’

‘Eh…korkor…look at the road, the arrow points the opposite way la…’

‘…’

together now: ‘SHIT!’

I am going to hit the books tomorrow. Goodnight.

you just gotta love these graphs. So accurate.