Cleopatra wasn’t really that hot.

Ok, so here’s the overdue update on Egypt. It was pretty cool, except for the wild bus rides, the scorching sun, the occasional lousy food and damn long walks.

Did i mention that ancient Egyptian’s were hopeless perverts? Don’t believe me? We’ll get there soon enough.

I took about more or less 300 pictures while my dear old dad took about…around 2000+. Yes, he and his Canon 40D. Sigh.

Flew from KL to Bahrain first.

Bahrain Mcdees are friggin AWESOME! omg, the meat tastes soooo much better here. And the weird thing is, instead of packets of ketchup and chili sauce, they give ketchup and mayonnaise. Yes, mayonnaise.

Then after one night at Bahrain, transit to Cairo.

Cairo international airport.

OK i just noticed i’m very lazy to post up pictures, so from here on, i’m just gonna post the interesting ones.

Itu dia Sphinx. Smaller than the pictures we see in books.

This is the Pompay Pillar. Alexandria’s tallest free standing erection structure.

I was on the bus, plugged to my iPod, listening to ‘The Man who Can’t Be Moved’ when i saw this old fella on street. It was like watching the live MV if you catch my drift. I’m so bad.

Typical side-walk stores selling these. Remember when i said earlier Egyptian people are pervs? well, ntg out of the extraordinary of this pic right?

Look again in the middle, from the sideview. That’s a patung of a dude with one hell of an erection. I’m guessing it’s some egyptian dildo.

And Waja made it’s way to Cairo. Malaysia Boleh!

Please don’t ask about this pic. I laughed my head off when i saw it.

Overnight train to Aswan. Friggin cramped.

Our cruise ship ‘Nile Beauty’. Pretty decent ship. And the Nile River was AWESOME.

The Kom Ombo Temple.

Nice to know ancient Egyptian peeps took their carvings seriously. Never even leave a single detail out. Check out man nipples!

And when i got back to my room in the cruise, this is what i found on the bed. Cheeky room-keeper.

Check out saggy tits and hard nipples.

No, you are right, those 2 things are really penises and balls. There’s a story to it. There was this God Of Fertility, who helped men cure their infertility la. Picture reads from bottom to top. First we see penis number 1 dripping 5 drops of semen. After treatment by your God, you drip 7 drops of semen. One hell of a cure.

 

After some guessing, i finally manage to figure out the shop keeper was tryin to say BELLY dancing.

And yes, that’s Amon-Men. He was actually a war general who lost one arm. Then he had to stay in the city while the other men went to war. So women in the city got ‘bored’ and went to this men for…well, yea, THAT. So he died and somehow became a god with a permanent erection. Story tells that his descendents were strong and powerful men. WTF. That was what i was told.

That’s Ahmed, our funny tour guide.

Egypt was cool. But i don’t think i’ll be going for a second time. =)