I’m leaving on a jet plane,well,an airbus actually.

Off to Egypt tomorrow. –.-"

gee. Packing is such a hassle. Damn sien. Oh well, will be back on the 9th. Will bring back bottles of sand from the Pyramid for you guys. =)

Please miss me.

It’s like a blunt knife through the steel, hack it again and again.

SPM IS OFFICIALLY OVER AND I AM SO HAPPY!

 

…

or that was what i would’ve said. no, SHOULD’VE said.

Mood: Super friggin KNNMCB pissed off. one word: DULAN.

Diu, i don’t even really know why i’m so effin pissed off for. It’s like severe PMS or something. Nothing ever went right today.

First,…some of my own personal problems. Ghosts of my own that i still have to fight.

secondly,stupid shop couldn’t fulfill my request. Now the perfect surprise has to be delayed.

thirdly,WTF LA. MY SPM OVER LET ME CELEBRATE ONE NIGHT ALSO CANNOT! It’s like, i’ve been dying to watch madagascar. Then suddenly you tell me, you very ‘fan’ and tell me it’d be better if i don’t go out tonight. TONIGHT OF ALL NIGHTS. MAHAI! You ‘fan’ so i kena together now issit? DIU! no logic one. How i want to enjoy my holidays up to ME la, i don’t you to plan it all for me. I can’t have my own plans, i have stick to YOUR plan. Sheesh. Have you ever asked my opinion or my own plans for the holidays? No…and there you went ahead planning everything as if it were for the best for me. Fine la, you spend so much bring me to Egypt. But c’mon la, not like first day you know me also, i fucking hate travelling one ok? Can’t i just relax at home and like, go out to chill? No. I’ve fuckin graduated from high school and you’re still here treating me like a 5 year-old kid. DUDE! I’ll be 18 soon. IT’S TIME TO EFFIN LET GO A BIT!

sorry for the rotten english. I tend to type like this only when i’m very angry.

Sigh. SPM’s over. Hooray. *rolls eyes*

=D

SPM IS EFFIN OVER!!!!

Dang man, so high school life has really,really,REALLY ended.

Now please excuse me, off to enjoy real FREEDOM!

Proper update tmwr.

Poetic fucking justice be done.

Jing tien, wo men kao SPM hua wen kao shi. Wo jue de hai man rong yi. Ying wei wo shi hua ren, hui shuo hua yu. Wo de zhuo wen xie le ba bai ge zi. Fei zhang you qu, ying wei wo you yong dao zi ji suo chuang zao de ming ju. wo jue de wo ke yi na A2.

For those of you who can understand the above…good for you.

dang man, chinese was actually OK. i could understand at least 80% of the chinese literature. Essay was fun too, i wrote about war, and i was a soldier, doomed to die. Effin epic man. I even used a ming ju i created myself.

Behold: 'Chiu feng yi zhui, wo leng leng’

Translates roughly to: when the spring wind blows, i cold cold.’

=).

ONE MORE PAPER LEFT! IT’S E-fucking-S-noobin-T.

We took the days as magic and became as mad as rabbits.

Tomorrow will be the chinese paper. Am i worried? not one bit.

Why?

Coz i’ll be listening to chinese songs for the rest of the day. =))

Dammit. Diet ain’t going well. Well, at least i’m not gaining. Gotta start the heat after SPM.

BIRTHDAY SHOUTOUT!

HAPPY SHUWEEEEETTTTT BOUNCING 16 TO MY DEAREST AUNNY BUNNY a.k.a LOW YEE AUN! God knows i love this girl to bits. Have a very nice birthday. May you always stay pretty and cute and grow TALLER as the years go by.

I knew I had a reason to hate cats: it got my tongue.

Today. A so-so day.

Biology was…well,OK la. Don’t really care about the stupid subject anyways. Confirm can get at least C6 la, and that’s a credit, good enough for me and dad.

Physics tomorrow.

……………

whatever.

Sigh, feeling a bit down and bummed up about myself. Gawd. I feel so…erm…any stronger word than pathetic? Gee, I just don’t know the right words to say. Maybe i should really double my effort. That’s another resolution added on along with my so-called diet.

SPEAKING OF DIET……

no joke man. This is hard.

Say Thank You if you get a bloody good song.

Snooze fest.

It’s only bio. I wonder why’s everyone so worked up about it.

So anyways, i’m gonna blog about YESTERDAY.

So yesterday,i had this someone who wanted to go to the library with me to study. That someone was quite uncertain whether she should go or not, so i had to do some persuading. In the end, that someone agreed. That someone brought Chemistry to do instead of Add Maths b’coz she wanted to make Mrs Chuah proud. That someone stunned me gau gau. Apparently, that someone went out with a somebody who’s from a race i have opinions about which i keep reserved. That someone was very happy and gushed out everything to me, stunning me further. That someone was sms-ing that somebody from a race i have opinions about which i keep reserved non-stop. And that someone was smiling stupidly the whole day. Oh, and that someone just bonded with two girls whom she just barely met. They started yakking away about manicures, bras, prom dresses, facial, make up…you get the idea. That someone also stunned me again with her choice of lunch: a cup-mee and 2 packets of chips. Of course, i also have to say sorry to that someone because of my non-stop crapping that sort of distracted her from her ‘studies’.

Did i mention that someone is her?

Can’t wait for our emo night. Hope you’re happy now.

Tomorrow will be our Biology paper. To those of you who actually care about the stupid subject, Good Luck.

The optimistic fool leaps off the building, laughing.

Siiiiighhh…

this sucks.

Siiiiiiggghhhh…

Just when i thought i was making good progress, one big fat,sumptuous turkey dinner from my mom flushed my 3 days effort down the algae-infested drain where rats are squeaking their heads off, taking the mickey outta me.

I am sure that by tomorrow morning,when i drag my obese body off the bed, and weigh myself, i’ll be back at square one.

This is so depressing. What happened to my so-called will-power?

Siiiiggghhhh…

 

I try very hard to smile,and not to frown. I try to pretend,and not to yield. I try to be strong, and not turn back anymore.

This has been a very emo post. Fuck Thank you very much.

I know of something that’s weirder than you.

Pffttt……

I need more willpower. I can’t just lose like this. The game’s only warming up. Gotta keep going. FOOD.

Today,went to library.

There was this typical form-5 Malay Girl sitting near me, reading her books.

Then her phone started to ring.

I swear to God, it was an effin chinese ringtone. The one’s you hear on MY.FM.

 

Should I change my ringtone to an indian song???

Clean-shaven=bald. Feels weird.

Today. Chemistry.

I think i just made Mrs Chuah (chem tuition teacher) a very proud woman. =))

It was surprisingly easy! Omg, i was so…HAPPY! Paper 2 and 3 were like: Wow,i can so do this.

To quote Brian Loh:

‘It’s like, throughout the whole chemistry paper, i could feel Mrs Chuah’s presence beside me, patting me on the back and saying: Good Job, Brian, Good Job.’

Well said, ah neh.

GOOD NEWS!

I ACTUALLY LOST WEIGHT!

………

ONE KG!!!! TA-DA~~~~~

3 days of workout and watched diet, and 1kg lost so easily. Dang. Dam proud of myself, if i keep this up, i sure i can win that bet!!

Wanted to describe my workout plan, but you guys wouldn’t believe me if you read it. So wat the buck.

LIFE IS FEELING SOOOOO GOOD NOW.

When things get messy, just make it worse.

I should get commissioned by Windows for introducing their Live Writer to bloggers such as her. Once again, i strongly recommend it to serious bloggers. (not saying that i’m serious la)

Chemistry tomorrow. I THINK i can do it.

Argh, this diet is killing me. The hunger-ache is just…ARGH. but I know I can take it, I’ve survived worse. Note: 30-hour Famine.

And gawd, i’m such a nitwit. I actually have to lose more than 10kg to hit 68 cause i took the weight measurements i had 4 months ago. See? Proves that i don’t really give shits about my weight…until now.

Ergh, how long will i last? I DON’T WANT TO LOSE!

Hair that grows in wrong places. Retarded growth.

Today. I’m feeling very mixed now.

Add maths…well, paper 1 was relatively easy.(when i say relatively,means i’m not sure of the answers of 3 questions) Paper 2 was…how do you put this…like a punch in the gut. OK, it wasn’t mind-blowingly difficult, it was just unexpected. I mean, when you’ve been doing past year papers diligently, you kinda know what to expect la. But hell…i’m not so sure bout that A anymore. Sigh.

Oh and another thing.

NO MORE EFFIN MORAL!!!

HOMG. you cannot imagine the euphoria i felt when i saw the clock struck 5. I can really graduate and say: I have never memorized ALL 36 nilai’s.

On a sad note, it rained. Yeah, and it happened again, i got helplessly depressed,or to call a spade a spade,emo…

Working hard on my weight-loss plan. I CAN DO THIS! YOU BASTARDS WHO LAUGH AT ME, WE’LL SEE WHO GETS THE LAST LAUGH! 9kg to go.

Keeping the love lockdown, swallowed the key for good measure.

Using Windows Live Writer again. I like it a lot. Why? It’s ten times better than Blogger coz it provides more options to mempercantikan your posts and uploads pictures ten times faster. Better still, you can adjust them to the ideal size you want, instead of just Small, Medium or Large, like ordering at McD’s meh?

SCREW MORAL LA WEI!

i really dam bo-song lor. Seriously, why do we need it at all? Worst thing is, i’m told we have to continue a subject that’s like moral in college, LAN. LAN? LAN?

LAN-JIAO LA.

Really don’t feel like memorizing the nilai-nilai’s at all. Heck, is it such a big deal if i can’t get an A1 for moral? Does that make you smarter than me? (don’t answer that)

If you peeps are reading this…go do add maths. THIS subject can close eye score A1 one……hehehehe

EDIT

Friggin motivated to lose weight now. I’m gonna prove you skeptics wrong. 68kg is my target. If you have any effective weight-loss techniques, please share them with me. much appreciated. Wish me luck.

From the outside, all the way home.

HALO!

i very the syok now. Coz i’m not using blogger to blog this. you think it’s impossible?

THINK AGAIN

HAHA.

i’m using Windows Live Writer Beta to post this up. It’s like another program for you to write your blog posts. But you can do so much more with it. Like styles, colours and designs etc etc. I would’ve shown you some examples if i weren’t so lazy, so yea, DOWNLOAD it yourself!

Got tagged by Yuevern, but sorry la girl, ain’t gonna do the tag. hehe.

I’m officially on diet. i just finished a bag of chips. Wish me luck.

Chemistry and Add maths. DEFINITE A1’s! 

moral ar…..i wasn’t even a bermoral guy to begin with. wat the hell.

ber-model-ing. artistic, no?

Oven-fresh drum notes.

Well....some things just leave you shocked and slack-jawed sometimes, no?

But still, i wanna give the homie respect to my homie.

*thumps chest twice,and flashes peace sign*

but as a man, i'll admit i'm awfully jealous.

*thumps chest twice, and flashes peace sign, without index finger*

Such a complicated world.

Weave a net around my legs and watch me fly.

I have been having these really uber weird dreams.

One of them involved BrianC, BenHew,Me,2 Guitars and a very pissed off crowd.

The other one, which 'happened' last night, involved Me, the four McFly dudes(YAY!), the whole Lakers Basketball team and a very angry black nigga.

Second one sounds more interesting, don't you think?

So, it was like this. Me, Tom, Danny,Dougie and Harry were hanging out together, chilling and talking. Then we were in this uber chun basketball court, where the Lakers challenged us to a friendly 5-0n-5 match. So we accepted la. And the surprising thing is, WE WON. dam farny. Couldn't remember the score though. Then one of the nigga from the team damn pissed off, and stormed off into a corner,swearing fluently. He took out this jug, and began cracking eggs into them.

Yes,eggs, don't ask me why.

So, after a short while, he had this jug-full of raw egg. He then proceeded to walk over to Danny and emptied the whole content on his head. So obviously i was dammed friggin pissed off la. How dare he do that to my idol and buddy! What a sore-loser la. So i went straight at him, and shoved him hard,even though he was almost a head taller than me.

My mistake.

The bad-ass muthafucker than grabbed my neck, and hoisted me up into the air. He then slammed me into the wall and started to stranggle me, single-handedly, with my feet dangling a good few inches off the ground. I don't know about you peeps la, but have you like, let's say you're falling in a dream, and you really FEEL like you're falling? Same thing happened to me, i was 'suffocating'. I was starting to choke and sputter....

...then i woke up. breathing hard.


Hardcore. Lolz.

Times a 'h' inside only issit? KNN.

Today.
Modern Maths.

Made a lot of friggin careless mistakes for paper 1. Paper 2 ar....easy peasy. hehe.


Now to study chemistry! die die also must get A1.

Sigh sigh sigh. Where do i start? Deep down, i know there won't be instant redemption la. I'll work it out, things will always work out. Faith. Hope. That's what keeps me running baby.

SPM Day 3. End.

EDIT.

Ahhh....it's the musing that gets me. Can't stop it from happening though. It's effin weird. Kafkesque. Go figure. Hopefully all this will clear after SPM.

GENARAL NOTICE TO ALL.
CBK! STOP HARRASSING ME ABOUT MY HAIR ON MY FACE LA. I'm sorry if God gave me an insane amount of hormones and mutated me into something resembling a gorilla with clothes on. Not that i wanted it right? It's like, i'm also OKU. Orang Kurang Upaya. Why? these OKU like have, physical dependency. So they need people's help. I NEED HELP TOO OK? DID ANYBODY GET ME A MACH 3 GILLETTE TURBO SHAVE BLADE FOR MY B'DAY OR X'MAS? It's effin annoying la. See how you like it when everyone comes up to you, stares at your chin, smile, want to touch touch, and then say: Shave la. I've had it. GIMME A BREAK LA! Not that i don't want to shave, but after i shave, no matter how much i wash, i'll have a massive pimple outbreak at the areas i shave.

*exhales*

glad i got that out. =)

EDIT EDIT.

HAHAHAHA. I always keep forgetting, there are friends who are ten times smarter than you. Thank you. You know who you are. *wink*

Where to sign up for the Book Burning Campaign?

Today.
BI and Sejarah 2.



English was ok, just a bit pissed about paper 2. Who the hell needs 2 and a half hours to finish that mediocre level of english? It's mockery i tell you. Gawd, can't describe how i managed to pull through the remaining 1 hour and 45 minutes. Ergh.



Sejarah was....surprisingly do-able! I THINK i can get at least a B3 la.......fingers crossed.
Fuck off Nabi.

SPM Day 2. End.

SPM begins with an Ass. wtf.

Today.
Had BM and Sejarah 1.

Quite ok la. I mean, the tips i got for BM karangan were total bull. In the end, i still had to write a totally new essay there and then, screw the preperations. Screw the effin tips.

Sejarah 1.....well, now that i think back, it was quite funny la.
So i was like, Oh shit, the paper's here. Then i started and this was going through my mind:

'hm...so wtf is sistem hijabah?....crap....erm....pemeriksaan untuk menemui khalifah?....sounds about right.....to hell with it la....*shade shade shade*'

and that went on for the next 39 questions.....-.-"

but i don't really care liao la....


Oh oh, HERE'S the dulan part. BM 2.

so i sorta finished more or less my paper around 3.30.(BM2,2.00pm to 4.30pm) Had about an hour left. Fell asleep. Then i was prodded awake. Looked up, the examiner was standing above me.

Examiner. Me.

'You finished so fast? *takes my answer sheet and browses through it.*'

*i smile at her*

'You know ar, you finish so fast. You either get A or fail.'

'.....' *was thinking:wtf is your problem bitch?'
'Oh,thanks for the concern teacher, but i'm fairly confident with my BM,thanks.'

'My students will say you very geng chao'

*cock stare at her*

eh wtf la wei. WHO THE HELL SAYS YOU WILL FAIL DURING EXAMINATIONS? THAT TEACHER IS SO TACTLESS LA WEI. Frigging dulan.

SPM:Day 1. End.


Friendship is like glass. It shines brightly but breaks easily. And when it does,you hurt yourself picking up the sharp,broken pieces, desperately trying to mend it. But, even with all the plastering and patching, what lies underneath, the scars and cracks, will always be there. What mattters most is that you should always work hard to not let the cracks reappear or the glass break again. This has been one of the greater lessons in my life. I've learnt the lesson the hard way, and i swear to myself,and to God, that it will definitely not happen again. Sorry once more and most importantly....thank you.

Final message. Post. whatever.

Most of you probably have stopped onlining for the past few days. (not me! =D)

But anyways, since SMS-ing is too expensive...

GOOD LUCK AND ALL THE BEST TO ALL SPM CANDIDATES! It'll be over really soon, so let's just throw everything we've learned for the past 2 years right back at em' tomorrow.

.........but i belum habis studying.

I'm not awake, but i'm not falling asleep.

First off, Happy Birthday Dad. I promise i'll try to get AT LEAST all credits for all subjects. No more failing. =)

.......

....

...

..

.

though i wonder how am i gonna keep that promise.

NOT STUDYING.

spent last night stalking the girl of my dreams. Well, actually i was a bit over her, but then i saw her getting tagged in Facebook, and i started browsing and gawking at all of her 110 pictures. SHE IS EFFIN CUTE,PRETTY AND SWEET AND EVERYTHING NICE LA WOI!

called Bunny and NenNen just to rave about her. Sigh.

Oh, 2 more days to SPM, my comrades.

I'm counting the total number of hair i have on my head.

Flashback:Today.

-went library at 9.30am. Cheebyekia. belum buka. Opens at 11. went back home.

-went back home, watch cartoons on TV3.

-went back to library to 'study'

-stone there with ipod.

-stone some more.

-met up with shueze. played this super-hard-wtf yet addictive motorcycle game on his cell.

-kept playing, books forgotten.

-hungry, called ah neh to freeload his house, but man, was he fast to say:'not at home,not at home.' Had this insane craving for Domino's. Decided to freeload Thambi's house.

-walked to Thambi's house under the blazing afternoon sun. Sweat. a lot.

-ordered Domino's online. Listen to thambi complain about Domino's mediocre service.

-watched Hard Gay on YouTube.

-played PS2, shueze and thambi la, i watch. Stupid uber slow-paced basketball game, NBA 07.

-makan pizza. GO CLASSIFIED CHICKEN!

-shueze balik rumah.

-watched more Hard Gay. Then watched Kamen Rider Kiva. Then watched Power Rangers Jungle Fury.

-walked back alone to library.

-dad picked me up.

-took a very long and cold shower. syok.

-here typing this.

SPM starts on Tuesday, and this is how productive my day is.

But girls , you ain't need to start complaining about stress or zits. Just shout OMG!!

Satisfaction guaranteed. *wink*

Pon Ya Face and Make Man Mud Up.

RPK released this morning. Welcome back RPK, now start bitching on your blog about your horrid stay in prison and fuck gau gau those government idiots. =))

SPM is like....a breath away. And hell no, believe me when i say i am not studying. OK LA! i do, i mean, i go to the library with books and my pair of specs, but i'm not ABSORBING at all.

It's like.....i don't really care la. Just like PMR.

Sigh.

OH OH OH!

I'M GONNA WEAR PINK FOR PROM!

The Nargles got into my brain.

Have you ever got the feeling, like, when you think about getting something done, along comes another thing that acts like a distraction, and when you've dealt with the distraction, you come back, thinking, 'what was i supposed to do in the first place arh?'

FYI peeps, i'm talking about studying, cramming for SPM.

The study mojo, the panic, the will to score. Semua I tak ada. That's why i'm here typing all this.

Bah, screw it.

ANYWAYS...

BOND MANIA!!!

OMG la. James Bond has to be the coolest dude on Earth. I mean, he's like, everything. Handsome, rugged, cool,suave, tough, ladies-man, look-like-me, composed,sophisticated,intellectual, buffed and etc etc.

And the best thing is,those get to paid to fill in the shoes of Mr Bond are effin lucky people.

Here's my point:

you get to play with guns.

you get the chance to release the animal within and bash people up like you mean it with the cool kung-fu moves you learn from your stunt cheographer.you get to hook up with hot chicks, and touch them, kiss them on their naked back, hug them, fight baddies with them, rescue them.....technically, a lot of physical contact ok?then you get to wear cool shades and get paid mountains just to frown and act cool.

Daniel Craig is the meanest and most awesomest James Bond ever. Can't wait to watch the second movie.

Got 'James Bond Training Academy' ar???

It's like the flowing water, keeps on running

Today will always be remembered by the Americans. 5th of November.

OBAMA EFFIN WON THE PRESIDENCY LA MUTHA****ER!!!

BOO-YEAH!!!!

black man owns white man country. I am waiting to see BIG changes.

bottomline is: i am very happy. Remember Obama nigga, you will always have one democratic fat chinese boy behind you.

Not only Americans will remember this day, i will too.

Why? Because it's 5th of November. Nuff' said.

=))))))))))))))))))))))))). I'm feeling like this now:

and one more:

.....no need to tell you that the similiarity is eeriely close.

on a very sad note: i broke my 4th pair of drumsticks. CATCHING UP TO YOU WEN XIANG!!

My shirt size is titanic in a kid's eyes.

OMG la. 1 week,which is 7 days, which is like 168 hours, which is like 10080 minutes, to SPM!

waaa....aku belum panic yet. =D

Seriously, no mojo at all. I've tried to induce some panic in me, like visualizing the worst case scenario that will happen to yours truly if i fail my SPM. Nope, didn't work, i'll discard the whole notion with a 'Bah, won't happen one la.'

I.Am.So.Screwed.

It's amusing. It's like, i have relatives and friends coming up to me saying: 'Eh, congratulations on being accepted by Taylors!' It's like i've managed to secure a place in Harvard.

No people, it was way easier than i expected it to be.

I just walked in, showed my forecast results(which i admit, quite lousy) and then they were like:' OK, so what subjects are you interested in?' It's so commercialised la, all these colleges, they just want money and they couldn't give a hoot's ass about your academic performance. I swear, if i showed my VOOL, they would've given me full scholarship.

Of course la, i'm not saying they're lousy or that we can fail our exams la. But still....*shakes head*

Oh oh oh! HAMILTON THE YOUNGEST F1 DRIVER IN HISTORY NOW! HE THE F1 CHAMPION MAN! He rocks la. I mean, last year he lost the title by ONE point, and now he won it by ONE point. Effin inversed karma man.

Oh, and today's the Election Day for the President Of the United States. I'm defintely rooting for Barrack Obama. He the man, man.

Notice that black people are beginning to dominate our world, whether we like it or not.

Ada orang hitam yang berwibawa dan berketrampilan dalam kalangan masyarakat dunia sejagat.

some random pic i like. EMMA WATSON IS HOT!

Turn over a new leaf, and you see Stomata!

HALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!

DAI GA HOU!!!

TA CHIA HAU!!!

SAWADI-KA!!!!

I've decided to come out of hiding !! Haha. Ok la, to be fair, i wasn't really hiding. (i swear i wasn't) i just changed the URL of my old blog la. I've been fairly emo and depressed for the past few months, but then, i kinda miss the small joys of blogging about the HAPPIER aspects of my life and sharing it with people.

Although i admit it was fairly amusing to see people asking me about my old blog.

'Eh victor, why you delete your blog? you ok or not??'

'WTF, you changed URL never tell me arh?'

'I not your friend lah now issit?'

lol.

Of course, i'm not saying i'm 100% OK now. But i'm dealing with it. It's like a Yin and Yang vrsion of me. This is the Yang part. Yin part i keep hidden la. Now i have to like, start re-linking everyone, damn mafan lar yor.

I GRADUATED FROM THAT CHS LA! OMG BEH TAHAN LIAO! Can't tell you how actually relieved i am to leave that pestilential school. Of course, i'll miss my friends la, but really, the high school life i envisioned of having did not happen, so it has left me quite a disappointed young man.

OK la, not so young, as YeeAun keeps stressing. =(

BRACES DI TINGKAT BAWAH GIGI SAYA SUDAH TANGGAL!

damn happy la wei. I kinda forgotten how it felt like without braces. Can't wait for January and i'll be completely BRACE-FREE!

*no more picking at gaps for chunks and chinks of food, ergh*

Officially a Taylor-ian now. My student ID is 0901C69502.

...ok i know none of you really care la.

Some obscene, never-shown-before graduation pictures of me. 18-SX.

I swear i was not enjoying it. It was supposed to be my 'sexy-turn-on' look, then li shawn came from behind and grabbed my tits and *SNAP*, instant Victor Obscene Orgasmic Look (VOOL). But damn orgasmic right my face? It's like you enter a dark dark room, then you see my VOOL,and everything just lights up on itself! =D

i don't want to captionize this picture....

SPM too near la. Haven't really studied hard, can't friggin concentrate! Sucks to be me!