The old uncle feeling sets in.

It is with great honor and pleasure that i declare Operation Double H was a great success.

Snapshots of campaign will be presented ASAFP.

See Red. See Joy. See MONEY!

I know it’s a bit late, haven’t really had the time to blog properly.

First off. HAPPY HAPPY MOO MOO CHINESE ‘NIU’ YEAR! May prosperity and good luck rain down on your future path and have good health with all the bonuses thrown in.

 

Batteries not included.

Stayed at my cousin’s new home bungalow mansion. It was awesomely big. wait, i have a lot of other words for big, but yea well, i assure you, it was

BIG.

There was this karaoke lounge on the third floor where all my relatives were singing like nuts. Then i was at my cousin’s 2-room bedroom playing PS3. Awesome man.

SORRY TITTIES DEAR! you know, you very much well know, how much i want to go lepak with you, trying out cupcakes and letting you drag me around while you’re doing your shopping. Will make it up to you, as long as you’re free when i am. SOWEE.

Need more angpows. HEE.

And the light shines ever so brightly.

He danced.

He danced his life, the way he wanted.

He was a good man, a good soul.

Believe it or no,

He really did inspire me.

I had a mountain of respect for him.

He is still dancing.

I know it.

I would've liked to get to know you better. The days and times we talked, you were always so full of energy. Maybe closer friends of his might remember him for something else, something deeper. But me, I'll always remember his dance, his dance that really awed me.

Rest In Peace, Yee Sook.

Indians with Kutu Cinta. How so awesome.

Today, woke up effin early when i wanted to sleep in late. Why? Effin 6 hours Amali.

I had this old old, ancient uncle teaching us. He is very scary. He was not fierce, but he was scary.

Me. Uncle.

‘So, this thing here *points at engine* is called the radiator.’

*everyone nods.*

‘Do you people know what is it use?’

‘Erm…for air-con ar? Or make car cold cold?’

‘… something like that. *goes on with long winded explanation*’

‘You must also remember to fill it with water from time to time. Do you know what water to use?’

*someone mutters: acidic water*

‘Haiya, that’s why i say kids these day don’t use brain study, use brain memorize only. So useless. Use water la. Normal water. But anyone can tell me why cannot use the longkang water there?’

‘Dirty mar.’

‘Haiya, normal water can also be dirty la. Coz longkang water got soap water, alkali one. Those aunties living there wash clothes, all the soap water come to longkang.’

‘…’

‘Understand?’

‘Uncle, then can use RAIN WATER AR?’

‘… cannot la, rain water from 50 years ago maybe can. But not today. Now acidic rain. Very sad. Aiya, i tell you youngsters, 50 years ago…*insert long story about him building army ships for the country to use*’

Conclusion: Old uncles are scary.

I love it when she glows in ultraviolet light.

How long more am I supposed to keep this act?

This can be considered training/practice for drama club?

I could feel like this all day long if I wanted to.

But no, I made a promise. So be strong my wavering heart.

Gimme a rubber duckie, I’ll make it sink.

Tired tired tired tired tired.

did i say tired?

God, i seriously need more sleep. My everyday life goes around like this:

1. Wake up at 6.15am
2. catch bus at 7am
3. reach Taylor’s at 7.50am
4. Go to library, cepat cepat chiong locker, put stuff in.
5. Classes go on until 3.30pm
6. Catch bus back at 4pm.
7. Reach home around 4.45pm.
8. Bathe.
9. Turn on computer, check mail, Facebook, blog then homework. All the way till nighttime.

It’s totally different…in a refreshing way. I mean, all our homework and assignments are so computer-dependent and internet-orientated. It’s almost impossible to finish your work without the internet. ERGH.

I’ve finished the assignments for this week. But, God Jesus, I have plenty more to look forward to. Effin hell load of assignments and projects during the holidays. =(

ICPU banyak homework la. Ish.

Quote of the Day:

Jieyi: No mood shopping, nothing to buy la! (omgwtfbbq jieyi???)

Sarcasm is just Anger’s ugly cousin.

I really tak tahan the guy sitting next to me in English class. The one with the cocky attitude? Yea, that sucker. He did it again.

So today in English Class, Mr Woodcock was giving out the weekly class marks, it’s like your weekly grades on class performance. So he was walking around showing each of us our marks personally. So when it was that idiot’s turn, he looked at his mark and was like: ‘Oh sir, why did i get this mark?’ I don’t know, it might sound to you like an innocent question, but for the love of God, i swear, EVERYTHING that comes out from that dude’s mouth is so effin annoyingly cocky. So i didn’t bother to catch his conversation with the teacher. Then it was my turn. We were graded based on four aspects. Each was a mark upon 10. I got 10’s for 3 aspects and one 9.5. Not bad la. (ok la, actually quite good, if i may brag) Then the dude was like trying to lean over and peer at my marks. I was like WTF LA IDIOT! so i quickly nodded my head, and Mr Woodcock left. So then, the asshole asked: ‘ So you got 8’s or 9’s? I got a few of them.’ And i just smiled at him and said: ‘No, i got 10’s and one 9.5.’

FUCKING TOTAL OWNAGE…ONCE AGAIN!!!!!!! BOO-YEAH!

I guess all the hard work paid off. I got full marks for the psychology homework, Mr Woodcock seems pretty satisfied with my level of english, Mrs Tan praised me on my COMPLETED math homework file.(SEE? I DO HW ONE OK?). And i finished the powerpoint slideshow for my presentation tomorrow.

Blood-bought satisfaction. Exaggerate much. Hee.

*thanks to sueping for introducing another cool site. I’m a great fan of her blog. Check it out. Love her sense of humor.*

AH-HEM! I’ve decided to run for President of the ICPU Student Council. Campaign starts right here!

VOTE ME! VOTE THE FUTURE!

Make my day. Your call.

Gonna keep this short.

All in a nutshell: STRESS. anytime you go to any edu-fair and they tell you ICPU can relax more than other courses, don’t fukin believe them. I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF I CAN FINISH ALL THIS SHIT IN TIME!!!!

ARGH! DIE AND ROT THORSTEIN VEBLEN! who cares about your views on sociology? IT’S ALL OBSELETE ANYWAYS! PFFFTTTTT

sigh.

yes, be it a few seconds, a glimpse, a flash of my memory, that smile i look forward to…

We planted seeds, and got chicken popcorn.

So today. Performed at KDU College, SMKDU Leo’s Club IR Day:Make Some Noise. A fairly nice crowd. Jien was hosting. JiaSheng a.k.a Po the Panda/ Jack Black was awesome.

WELL…i would’ve liked to say our performance was good. But, i don’t know. Maybe i’m just the pessimist. I just have this feeling people were being polite and nice to us? BrianC said Jien was impressed with us. LOL. Ah well, it’s over, our first public debut outside school. Could’ve been worse, could’ve been better.

 

I really find myself not the same person i was back then. I’m more…subdued. I used to be exploding all over, but reality and life has me pressured down into a ball, tight and small. I just don’t know if i’m coping with all this the right way. I don’t know if i’m even coping with it well at all.

I don’t miss high school, it’s the dear friends i miss. So badly.

i’m sorry. i forgive you, forgive me?

The bimbo chases the goat.

It’s a fucked up world. Amen to that. You can never get what you want in life, and you keep getting what you DON’T want in life. Seriously, why me???? *not emo, more like dulan-amused*

Passed my undang. Failed the first time. Was devastated. Thought i was going to be a loser like Brian Loh and fail two more times. But i passed. That’s that.

Homework is totally killing my social life. Can’t go out yamcha with anybody. Dulan much.

Been spending too much.

Jess’s Birthday dinner was awesome. Though i think the food at Tony Roma’s is a bit over-priced. Karaoke sucked, but we still made the best of it. LOL. Pictures FACEBOOK LA! There, updated, see shin?

BIRTHDAY SHOUTOUT TO MR LOW SHIMIN IAN! Happy 18th man, effin legal. F*** to your heart’s content, i know you want to. Best of luck in studies and life.

Here’s a random picture. God knows my blog needs more of ‘em

Effin scary picture ok? Heck, miss you like nuts la bitch. COME TO SUBANG LAAAAAA!

Don’t say I’m dying if I can’t see the sun.

And the homework and assignments just keep piling…

Re-taking my undang tomorrow. If i fail again, i’m not re-taking it anymore. Heck, i’m not even that keen to drive. I mean, even if i could drive, what’s the point? My parents still won’t let me drive alone or go out myself, like fetch friends etc. They made that point very clearly. So yea. It’s a make it or break it day tomorrow.

AND the effin cough won’t go away. How am i supposed to sing this Saturday? Sigh.

AND a few things i learned from our Taylor’s own counselor/Borat sound-alike:

1. Rape is not about sex, and does not happen between strangers.
2. Abdullah Badawi is mentally-ill.
3. Najib has low self esteem.
4. Sammy Vellu has low coping abilities.

Think much.

The solitary confinement of the mind.

I’m not really complaining about my life now, just stating the facts.

I am,repeat, NOT enjoying my ICPU course.

Don’t get me wrong, classes are great, ‘coz the teachers kick-ass and the subjects ever so challenging and interesting. It’s only the environment and classmates. Suck much. I mean, i always had the impression that ICPU was the HAPPENING one. But, hell man, everyone’s just so…anti-social? I mean, in class, my classmates don’t communicate at all. Even when i try to initiate conversation, i just get mono-syllabic answers or just the silent,polite smile. I mean, WTF? No matter how funny Mr Colin’s jokes are, i’m probably the only few who’s laughing, the others are DEAD SILENT. Instead of a classroom, i feel like i’m attending someone’s funeral.

Heck, i’m starting to walk around with a dulan expression pasted on my face. Period.

Or maybe it’s just me? Maybe because i’ve been hanging around the same bunch of buddies for 2 or more years that i’ve lost the skill i once had-making new friends. I don’t know. I just don’t like the way things are now. I’m like, so alone in campus.

I’m lonely. Full stop.

BUT OH WELL! enough of all that, no matter how shitty things are, i still have to take it for another year. Might as well make the best of it.

Interesting stuff that happened to me:

• i’m now very sick. Fever and flu and cough. I still went to school today. Man, i thought i would have just kneeled over and died on the spot.
• this dude that sits besides me in English class, he’s bloody annoying to the point where i would just want to sucker-punch him in the face. So we had a diagnostic test, to evaluate our level of english. There were 2 parts, first part was grammar and language correction, second part was writing. So, when we got back our results, i scored 23.5 out of 30 for the first part. He scored 25. And he was like: ‘Ah, dammit. I know this answer.’ and ‘Stupid me, the answer’s so obvious, shouldn’t have gotten it wrong.’  You get the idea. Then he peered over and saw my marks. And he was like: ‘This test was pretty easy, don’t you think? *smirk*’ I just smiled politely at him, which was a wonder because i was just THIS CLOSE from twisting his nuts off and seeing that cocky smile disappear. Then we got back part 2. Full marks was 9. He got 6.5 and there he was moaning and complaining in that cocky manner. He peered over again. I got 8. I could tell he was WTF-ing in his mind. But being the modest person i was, i pretended not to notice. Then he was like:'Can i read your essay?’ And after finishing, he just uttered one word:'Sweet’ and was silent throughout the whole period. OWNAGE MAN.
• I have a lot, a lot of homework that the phrase ‘a lot’ has lost its meaning.
• Today, on the bus. So i was sitting at the window seat. And there was this girl sitting opposite me. She was pretty look-able and you know…attractive? But then she was talking with her friends VERY LOUDLY.(around my level of loudness) and god help me, she was talking in this american accent. It wasn’t fake or forced, but it was 110% BIMBO. So i got a bit…turned off and just iPod-ed, occasionally glancing at her and her group. Then the disturbing thing was, she was grabbing her own crotch. YES! as in 2 hands, cupping her Va-Jay-Jay. So WTF was plastered on my forehead. Then…she and her friends were like staring at me. I pretended not to notice, and looked out the window, iPod still playing. But i could tell they were trying to get my attention, so i unplugged from my iPod. They were like: ‘OMG, that dude looks like Daryl la!’ And she was like, bimbo-style, said: ‘I know, like OMG, the similarity is so UNCANNY!!!’ I just sat there, smiling like a lost idiot. Then she smiled at me and asked my name, and i told her i was Victor la. And she was like: ‘Oh? Victor? That’s a nice name.’ and she turned back to her friends and added: ‘Pretty common name though’. WTF MAN. Crotch-grabbing bimbo. *shakes head*

Life is so sad…and weird for me now.

Can i say i miss high school???

p/s : WILL BLOG ABOUT JESS’S B’DAY PARTY SOON LA SHIN! CEPAT POST/SEND THE PHOTOS FIRST LAAAAA.

p/p/s: OMG I MISS ALL OF MY FRIENDS!! LIKE, MISS MISS MISS!!!

My head’s tilted to a side ‘coz it’s too heavy.

11/1/09

111.

I feel like I’ve changed. I’m not really who i was back then. I don’t really like it. I feel like i didn’t change for the better or worse…just different.

But why does 2009 feel just like 2008?

maybe I’m too into the story.

You can play on broken strings or something else.

Weekends are always the best.

Well, finally finished my first week of college. I have to admit, it’s more hectic than i thought. Though the teachers are cool and the interest in the new subjects are there. The assignments are…pretty challenging. Am hating and loving them at the same time, but i guess i’ll get used to it.

Jess’s belated birthday dinner at Tony Roma’s @ Cineleisure yesternight. Will blog about it when i get pictures. (well, it’ll be more interesting with pictures, no?)

OH! I don’t know if you guys remembered, but BrianC, Ben and I did a cover video of McFly’s All About You 3 months ago. AND WE’VE FINALLY HIT THE 300 VIEWS MARK! EH EH EH! Don’t laugh, not bad already you know, that’s almost like 100 views average per month. IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED IT…HERE IT IS!!

Please remember to rate and comment. Thank You!

Catch Ice-Cold Morning LIVE this 17th Jan(Sat) at KDU College. It’s SMKDU’s IR Day, themed : MAKE SOME NOISE. Jien from Disney Buzz will be emcee-ing on that day. Other performances includes bands,dances and singing. BUT OF COURSE, I KNOW YOU WANT TO GO JUST TO SEE *US* PERFORM RIGHT????

Reserve your tickets here.

Life is pretty much good now i guess…albeit a lil emo-ness going on inside me.

Up and down, like a sin graph

Mr Woodcock was 110% right. Teenagers really do have the toughest deal when it comes to dealing with life, studies and emotions. That’s my sin graph. Red line represents studies and the green line represents my emotions.

What about life?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have no life.

Been there, got outta it, but it still followed me. Casanova.

Well…not bad la i would say for my first day in college.(with classes going on i mean)

Of course i’m still a lil peeved about the timetable and time arrangements. When the LAN subjects comes in around March, my 2nd period, which is free, would probably be occupied. THEN i can say my classes will be commencing back to back with no breaks in between them. No, not even 5 mins like the A levels.

But guess what? All this are fairly compensated by the cool teachers i got. Let’s start off with my Individuals and Families in a Diverse Society (my,my, that’s certainly a mouthful) class. My lecturer is Mr Colin Shafer.

He.Is.The.Coolest.Dude.I.Have.Ever.Met.

Seriously, i thought i’d be getting those old fuddy-duddies i saw during Orientation Day. But Mr. Colin’s probably in his late twenties or early thirties at the most. He is bloody rugged, super-fit, cool and amusing. All the girls in the class(from what i observed) were like feasting their eyes on him, giggling at each other at regular intervals. But what makes him cool is that he ain’t your regular psychology lecturer. He’s more than that. He’s a musician(plays the guitar), he’s a photographer, he was once a cheerleader(which shows with his physique)and he’s been to more than 18 countries. Awesome dude, he is.

Then there’s my English teacher, Mr Craig Woodcock.

…i know you’re laughing, coz i did.

Now, Mr Woodcock(he didn’t want us to call him craig) once worked in an ice-cream factory(BR), kissed a severed toe(long story), is a qualified jazz musician(he presides and teaches the Jazz Club) and his wife is also a teacher in the ICPU program. The dude’s like a walking jokebook. His antics reminds me a bit of Ah Neh, except a bit more western. Oh, and he speaks Chinese. LOL

Mrs Tan. She’s my advanced functions lecturer. Nice lady. Full stop.

Lastly. Mr Gordon Cavanaugh. My lecturer who facilitates the Challenge and Change in Society class. He really is an all around nice guy. And the passion when he teaches is over-whelming. You really feel him. So effin glad i took this subject.

It’s been a long day. And the worse(or best) thing is that everyday’s timetable is THE SAME! Something like re-living your day over again and again and again…Homework hasn’t really been given yet, but heck, with all the coursework i’ll be set, i’d probably be holed up in the library doing assignments.

Nap time. Monkey-balls.

I was given a picture, but it shattered right in my face.

Orientation Day.

One word to describe me now: DULAN.

I really felt like i got conned. WTF. I was told that: ‘ Oh ICPU is a very flexible course, since its coursework based. You’ll have a lot of free time to interact with your classmates and teachers. It’s a bit challenging, but it’ll also be relaxed and fun.’

Utter bull-monkey balls-shit.

I got my bloody timetable. No one told me that each class was 1 hour and 15mins. And no one told me that all my classes were back to back, with no breaks in between. No one told me that my only break during the afternoon is different from the other programs, which means i can’t hang out with my friends. No one told me that the program director was a effin retard with the most retarded smile i have ever seen. AND no one told ME that i have to stay in college from 8am to 3.30pm…EVERY SINGLE EFFIN DAY!

OH! and SOMEONE told me that all the hot chicks were at ICPU. Someone lied like nobody’s business.

It’s not like i was expecting LOTS of free time or total freedom la. But what the hell? This is like high school la. KNN man. Not that i’m being a racist (or maybe i am) but the whole program seems to be overpopulated by indians or black niggas or terrorists. I kid you not.

Great way to kick start my college life. Thank god it’s only for a year. I wonder why, but all my other friends seem to have like so many free periods, and mine is fuckin packed and cramped, and ICPU was supposed to be the program which, compared to the others, is the more relaxed one or something like that.

I got conned.

 

EDIT

was very pissed the whole afternoon that i forgot to blog about the important stuff. First was Sonia’s leaving for UK this morning. Have a safe trip and see you soon! heh.

Birthday shout-out to Careen and Jess who both turn 18 today!! Legal now huh? All the best to you both.

It’s the tingling, it’s the heartache.

I am inspired. Well, actually inspired a long time ago, but another inspiration came along. Now, i will write.

For over the past 5 years in high school, in my own opinion, i have heard and seen with my own eyes, a very sad story. You can say there was love involved, or maybe not. But i know, i shall never forget it.

So i shall write. Based on this story.

And about the latest inspiration, HEE, ITS DAM CUTE LA! it will be a short story i guess.

COLLEGE TOMORROW!

Please, can you make some beautiful babies???

Sonia’s Farewell party last night at Marmalade @ Mont Kiara Plaza. Will update bout it as soon as i get the pictures. All in all, wild and fun night. =)

Ohh ohhh ohhh!! College starting this week man! Orientation on Tuesday. I’m taking the International Canadian Pre-U (ICPU) at Taylors Subang. omg la, i think i’m the only sad-sack who’s taking this course, SO LONELY. =(

Heck, i just hope shafiq is right about those hot college chicks. As they say, the higher the expectation, the bigger the disappointment.

I FEEL SO OLD!

EDIT

ok, so last night was sonia’s farewell party. Bitch really leavin again. Pfftt. Had dinner at Marmalade. And to be very honest, the food there quite(to quote yuevern) sucked monkey balls la. Then we went to Lecka Lecka for beer and shisha. Dam farny la, first-timers. Especially Aaron.

‘Eh aaron! Suck with your stomach!’

‘Ok ok! i’m trying!’

And just when you thought he sucked in a lot, he just blew out this tiny puff of smoke…LOL. oh well, i choked a few times too la.

Then headed off to Solaris near SOHO KL. The place was ok la i guess. But the place was mobbed by the middle-aged uncles, who wear drinkin and singing loudly to Sam Hui’s songs. Wtf. No chicks to hit on also. Ergh.

Pictures.

We can smile now. THANK YOU DR WONG!

sonia and I both agreed Chris and Ian look gayishly good together.jenn.ben.

i somehow like this picture a lot. FOUNTAIN! WEEEEE

muscle girl. LOL

ping.me. aiyo, your hair la girl.

ok la, quite scary my smile. The typical Ian-Victor pose combo. kawaii jenn-chan! XD

7 years and still bloody counting bitch! Love you like, loads and hell. Make sure you take care, keep in touch and find some hot hunk to spice up your life la.

BE FUCKIN JEALOUS ANGELINA JOLIE! WE OWNZZ YOU!

And the court jester’s head fell to the ground.

Who gets the last laugh now?

Nope,still not right. I always try too hard, and fail miserably in the end. I’m sick and tired…of myself. I’m the frustrated one here. I’m the utter ball-sack of failure.

All the bullshit about me changing with the new year and that half-baked new year resolution. To hell with it.

I’m still the idiotic asshole i’ve always been.

Hail the new year cometh.

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009 MERRY PEOPLE!

May God from heaven bless the world with everlasting peace and bring contentment to all living souls.

Had a very erm…quiet and uneventful new years eve at home. But it’s ok. Oh, and i HEARD fireworks, instead of seeing them. Haha.

Best of luck in life,studies and relationships everybody!

ahh…i wonder if you’re seeing hearing the same fireworks as i am. lolz.