Today, woke up effin early when i wanted to sleep in late. Why? Effin 6 hours Amali.
I had this old old, ancient uncle teaching us. He is very scary. He was not fierce, but he was scary.
Me. Uncle.
‘So, this thing here *points at engine* is called the radiator.’
*everyone nods.*
‘Do you people know what is it use?’
‘Erm…for air-con ar? Or make car cold cold?’
‘… something like that. *goes on with long winded explanation*’
‘You must also remember to fill it with water from time to time. Do you know what water to use?’
*someone mutters: acidic water*
‘Haiya, that’s why i say kids these day don’t use brain study, use brain memorize only. So useless. Use water la. Normal water. But anyone can tell me why cannot use the longkang water there?’
‘Dirty mar.’
‘Haiya, normal water can also be dirty la. Coz longkang water got soap water, alkali one. Those aunties living there wash clothes, all the soap water come to longkang.’
‘…’
‘Understand?’
‘Uncle, then can use RAIN WATER AR?’
‘… cannot la, rain water from 50 years ago maybe can. But not today. Now acidic rain. Very sad. Aiya, i tell you youngsters, 50 years ago…*insert long story about him building army ships for the country to use*’
Conclusion: Old uncles are scary.
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