The world beatboxes. How universal.

Little voice in my head says:

‘Why do I even bother talking? You don’t listen anyways. Go F*** a squirrel.’

Let it be known that here at theworldaintemo.blogspot.com, I do not support BESTIALITY. Coz its sick, and you might get Squaids. (squirrel AIDS)

So today, I feel very tired. Why? Because I only slept for less than 2 hours yesternight. Why? Oh…I don’t know…probably because I was tossing and turning in my bed, thinking about…well, thinking about stuff I promised myself not to think about anymore? Credits to emo thoughts for making me look like a zombie now.

lack of sleep and lack of sanity.

My swollen eyes and 10-tonnes eyebag. I’m so attractive. =.=

Because like I always say, the ghosts of your past will never leave you alone. Cheebye la.

So anyways, I’ve been thinking (again) that I really want to start a VLOG. Like, video blogging. But I guess I’ll only start when I hit Canada. In a way, it lets me, a talkative person, to rant and rant, while at the same time, share my life with you guys. You know, it’s the closest thing to talking to you guys back home. I know going to University is going to be awesome, and I’ll meet new friends, but you guys still rule my world.

So…unlike conventional blogging…Vlogging actually requires a little bit of investment and much more time. So first off, I need a good camcorder, not top-of-the-range, but something decent to film myself with.

With some research and a tight budget, I narrowed it down to 3 choices.

The Xacti CG10 camcorder. This baby is highly recommended by top gadget critics and seasoned vloggers. It’s really user-friendly, and for all its functions, it comes below USD 200. To quote CrunchGear : ‘At under $200 this thing is absolutely a steal.’ Full review read here.

RCA EZ205 series camcorder. Now if we’re talking about a tight budget here, this thing would be your best bet. However, compared to others, this does not film in HD, so don’t expect cinematic videos or anything. The thumb-up part of this thing is it’s build. As you can see, you can shoot yourself (haha) with the help of the 1.5-inch LCD screen that flips completely out, making it easy to watch while you record yourself. Very vlogger-style piece of gadget. Price? USD 99.99.

Last, the Flip camcorder. This piece of gadget is a close competitor with the RCA EZ205. It has a built in USB port which makes it much more easier for file transfer. It was specifically designed to make YouTube videos, so definitely this tops the ‘compatibility’ and ‘user-friendly’ charts. However…memory size isn’t all that great. There are 2 versions, a 30-min capacity for USD 119, the other 1 hour capacity for USD 149.

Sigh.

Which one? I’m with a tight budget here, so definitely the RCA EZ205 stands out. But then…the Xacti CG10 is like, the best for its price range, and who knows, when september/october comes, it’s price might drop even further? But the Flip boasts user-friendly interface and a software that makes uploading videos to Youtube much more easier.

Oh gawd. Dilemma.

I almost forgot. I’d like to share a piece of happy news with you guys.

 

I GOT ACCEPTED INTO UNIVERSITY OF VICTORIA, CANADA!!!

teehee. =)

Dear Li Chung,

Congratulations on your outstanding academic achievement!

We are excited to tell you that an admission offer is on the way. Check your mailbox, as your letter should arrive soon.

Best wishes,

Undergraduate Admissions
University of Victoria

LMAO at ‘outstanding academic achievement’. Tsk tsk. But hey! It may be my 2nd-choice Uni, but it’s good enough for me! At least now I know I’ll definitely be going to Canada. What about my previous offer? You mean Carleton University? Screw that dump. =)

Here’s wishing everyone a happy Chap Goh Meh. Last day of CNY and chinese Valentines Day. Go empty a whole box of mandarin oranges in the lake, you single people.

I already dumped 5 boxes of Grade A+ oranges. This screams DESPO. Meh

Hot water is like sex, vice versa.

Little voice in my head says:

‘I don’t really care if you drop dead now, just make sure to release me first.’

Tell me, what do you see, when you look at the sky, if you ever even look at it at all.

I could just stare at one of your photo for a good whole 30 minutes, then look away, and notice I have tears at the edge of my eyes.

tsk.

Don’t ever keep anything unsaid inside. Speak it out, come clean with the truth. I’ve learned that the hard way, believe me. Or you don’t have to. I’m not a good example to learn anything from.

I ran a full cycle, running away from you, trying to broaden the gap in between. I end up where I started, because it’s a circular course. I may have ran into a bump or two, but in the end, it’s still you.

Why do I kid myself? All the lies and forced laughter.

And I want this incoherent post to end now.

Punishment is lame, but it comes.

Little voice in my head says:

‘Stop whining and kill that ninja.’

So I thought about this long and hard, and decided I should share this issue of mine.

What issue? you ask. Well, no denying we all have problems and issues in our lives. But I want to focus on one particular issue of mine today.

My Singlehood.

OK OK OK…before you roll your eyes or give me that ‘Oh what the F, dam lame la you lichung.’, let me make this clear: I AM NOT COMPLAINING, MOANING OR WHINING ABOUT IT. I’m just here to blog about some of my…opinions about this matter.

Now, I’ve discussed this status of mine with countless of friends. There’s a saying that goes: ‘If your friends say it’s like that, so it is. If they say nothing, you’re screwed.’

…

Ok, so I just made that up.

Here are some… ‘theories’ behind my singlehood my friends and I came up with. See if you agree with any of them.

REASONS WHY VICTOR GOH IS STILL SINGLE:

1. I’m fat and ugly. Simple as that. Enough said.
2. I’m TOO loud, and people tell me that’s a turn off. Over-exuberance?
3. I’m too hairy………………leave me alone la.
4. I’m Asian. As in, Chinese. As in, squity-eyed yellow conman. (ok so I just made this up too. You can never take me seriously. LOL)
5. You can never take me seriously. (Too flamboyant?)
6. Now here’s a popular one. My friends tell me, it’s not that girls don’t like me, it’s more of…ME. Let’s explain with a scenario. Now, I’m pretty friendly with girls, and have more female friends than male. So let’s say, among my girl friends, there’s this girl A who sorta has interest in me. And I treat her pretty well, all that, and chemistry is going great. But then, I’m also friendly with OTHER girls. And girl A sees that and feels she ain’t special or anything, and so thinks: ‘Oh, he only sees me as a good friend’ and so the story ends there. Get it? I’m too friendly with girls.
7. I’m too gay?

Those are just a few hypothesis’. Well, I will admit it gets kinda lonely at times,you know…without a special someone. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I have wonderful friends I love to death. But it just ain’t the same. Once you get a taste of it, you’ll just keep wanting more. You know what I’m talking about.

What do you think?

Oh well, when it comes, it’ll come. I’ll just keep playing the waiting game. =)

Weiwei’s and sheashin’s open house was great. Good food, great company, wonderful time. Lousy luck at gambling that night though. Pfft.

And people from previous generations get so ESTATIC when they receive red packets or ‘angpow's’. It’s like, receiving one is all that matters. The meaning la. I think now, in our generation, the meaning is LOST. Why? We only care what’s INSIDE the red packet. Ho ho ho.

another valid reason why I’m single.

In case you’re thinking: WHY DOES HE ALWAYS POSTS PICTURES OF HIMSELF ONE AR? WHAT ABOUT MORE INTERESTING PICTURES THAN HIS UGLY MUG OF A FACE?

Sorry la, I don’t bring my camera around with me, and gone are the days where I take pictures with my cellphone. Deal with it. =)

Hiatus for a week. Bye.

The heart is the only broken instrument that works.

Little voice in my head says:

'You got it bad, but don’t expect me to feel sorry for you.’

OK, so I know I haven’t been doing good at updating properly. CNY la. I’m sure viewing traffic in this blog is –10 views per day. or maybe –20.

Quick update:

• Jiashen’s farewell at his house last night. Good luck in Melbourne you loud bastard! lol lol.
• Poker Night a.k.a Casino Royale (minus the hot chicks) at BrianLoh’s crib. Awesome time with the guys. Won RM50.50. HEEHEE
• I finally counted my total angpow money. Not as much as I thought it was. I mean, it FELT like it was a lot. This shows again how feelings and perceptions can deceive.
• I have been eating A LOT. I’m not the only one right? (please say no, it’ll make me feel better)
• Going to WW’s and Sheashin’s open house(s) tonight. =)

Tomorrow is Sunday, so I’ll put up a proper update. There’s something I always wanted to blog about. Till tomorrow then.

Oh, the song of mine is put on hold. I still haven’t been hit by this superduper stroke of inspiration…yet.

Jan Glidewell once said : You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your arms too full to embrace the present.

 Kawaii fail.

Please take care of your health peeps! Weather very hot, drink more water! Don’t fall sick! It’s only half of CNY so far. =)

Don’t drink water, fish have sex in it.

Little voice in my head says:

‘You’re getting old, you know that?’

Hello. After a short hiatus, I’m back.

CNY so far, for me, has been…OK-OK la…I mean, to be honest, I don’t really feel any special CNY mood at all. But angpow’s have been good. VERY good indeed. I think it must be the fact that this is probably my last CNY celebration here in Malaysia, so everyone’s giving this BIG angpow, in advance. LOL.

Oh, wait. I forgot, this IS my last CNY here…Crap.

Well, my dear Cat’s gone, so has my twin VV. Who’s next? It’s so sad and hard to send off people you really treasure. Parting is always a bitch. No matter what good things they say about parting, it is still a bitch.

Same shit, different smell. LOL

And today, I bought my first pair of panties.

…

…

yea, I’ll give you guys a minute to let that statement sink in.

NOT FOR ME LA HAIYO! fuck. It was for my sex master Sarah Tiong. Dah la lama ni tak jumpa dia. So hari ini, I dah beli panty hitam dari Forever 21 as her belated B’day present.

I have no idea why I started typing in BM.

What else did I miss…hmm…

OH, cousin’s wedding was a success. I was the Best Man, if you didn’t know already. It was fun. Though I still think marriage is a pretty scary thing once you stop and think about it. I mean, it is a beautiful ceremony, but all the preparations, the gifts, the planning, and of course, the nervousness…EEP.

I am gonna be single and lonely for the rest of my life. Sigh.

I’m looking into your SOULLLL…

I think I’m still very emotionally attached. Letting go is still something I need to learn. I wish they’d write a book on HOW.

One that floats with the wind…and drinks the occasional milk.

Yet another good friend of mine is leaving the country for the sake of the pursuit of knowledge…kononnya la!

Ladies and germs, may I present to you my NoobCat Ng Xuan Xian, fondly known as XX (pronounced Double X).

Dear XX, Meowmeow, Noobcat,

I remember when I first started out at CPU, I was…very lost. Yes, a loud and idiotic person like me, was lost, hopelessly lonely at a very foreign environment. You were one of the very first (and few) new friends I actually made, and I’m really glad we actually met. And it didn’t stop there did it? (ignore my pained expression, you were stepping on my foot with your heels)

2nd semester, SHO LUCKY to have you as a classmate for 2 of my classes. I could never stop laughing at you. (i mean, with you. XD) You sho noob. I get meegraine. lol. Times spent with you always made me put my head in my hands and groan at your noobness, but I loved every single moment of it.

and you know I very sayang you one. right?

and you know I always try to look out for you…(and your face)

(you still owe me about RM60 for that facial treatment)

and I will miss your noobness. very very much.

I hoped you liked the cupcakes. I really couldn’t think of what else to give you so you would always remember me by. But well, food is always good, no? And when you’re reading this, know that I will miss the times we had. 1 year is definitely too short for our awesomeness. Good luck with your studies and life there in NZ. (still can’t figure out why you would ditch me for cows and sheeps.)

We started and ended our college life together. Remember to look back occasionally at those times and remember your penguin will always wuv you. I hope we’ll meet again someday.

Sincerely and with much love,

Victor. <3

p/s Also not forgetting to wish everyone a very prosperous, roaring kittycat Chinese New Year

and of course,

Happy Single Awareness Day (more commonly known Valentines Day)

This is gonna be a short one.

Busy with preparation for the reunion dinner later.

9 years of friendship is not a small matter. =) My ‘aya’ girlfriend. lol.

Yea, bye.

Happy trail or love trail?

Little voice in my head says:

‘Dude, you need to make up your mind…soon.’

EPIC NIGHT!

Yes, just got back from Rasta with the old college gang, Gawd knows I miss them like I miss Gaga’s touch…(wait, she never touched me before)…but that’s besides the point.

Point is, the gang is still as AWESHUMZ as ever, albeit the size of it is slowly getting smaller and smaller. And yes, this occasion at Rasta was sort of a little farewell thingy for our dear friend Veevien.

(i tried to find the most fail one of her, but this is too cute la. LOL)

So yea, horrible shisha, shitty rain and and a potentially going-to-explode car(will get to that soon) still could not beat the awesomeness when we’re all together. Enjoyed myself immensely reminiscing of old times. Just makes me really sad to know those moments will never happen again. Sigh.

Veevien, you’ve been a terrific friend and a even better kick-ass twin. You know I’ll miss our random,loud singing moments in college and other crazy antiques. Forgive me for all the shit I’ve ever done to you. I’m going to miss you. Sniff.

(and you will never get over this picture. Burn it into ur brain)

(Aiyo, I mean, I also wanted write something of this sort about Jervis and Sarah Haris Moi. But I met up with Jervis for bromance and I called Sarah Haris to impart ‘words of wisdom to her’, so I guess I got that covered.)

now, about that car of mine…

So you see, it all started when I wanted to leave my house for Rasta. I was reversing, but my car was making this crunching, squeeking, cranking noises when I turn the steering wheel, and the steering wheel was like jerking and vibrating every time I turned it.

Ok…

AND THEN RIGHT! When I tried accelerating, it made this weird WHEEZING noise.

SERIOUSLY, this can’t be right, right?

SO THEN, I got home, parked my potentially going-to-explode car, and ran into the house, slammed the door shut, and please don’t laugh, I ACTUALLY BRACED MYSELF FOR AN EXPLOSION. LOL LOL LOL.

Sorry la, I really did that, and I quite syok sendiri about it now. ANYWAYS, I opened the door and peered at the car.

Smoke. Was. Coming. Out. Of. The. Engine.

Fuck my life ten times upside down.

Long grandmother story cut short, I ran back in, grab broomstick, and used it to prod open the hatch. Then I peered inside, look at the engine. Then remember, I don’t know any engine shit. So i popped the lid back in, and ran back inside the house.

My heroic and brave attempt to check my potentially exploding car has come to an end. Please say I’m awesome.

what? I can’t hear you…

And sometimes…you know, saying Sorry isn’t really all that hard…hmm…Wish things could go as smoothly with someone else…but then again, that’s another story.

The question now is: TO WAX OR NOT TO WAX?

=D My life with no work begins now.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

Little voice in my head says:

‘Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.’

I AM FREEEEE!!!

Done with the deskjob at that law firm. Best is, I even got a RM200 angpow from my boss! LOL. extra moolah won’t hurt eh? =))

Free like my cock swinging around in my boxers.

XD

 my twin and I are happy about my newly achieved freedom.

Chinese New Year is just around the corner!! Who needs Valentines Day anyways? In fact, I think its dam rude of Valentines to crash into the first day of CNY! SO RUDE!

Running on a threadmill, backwards, is pure genius.

Little voice in my head says:

‘So, when are you gonna stop peeing in your dreams?’

Ho-hum. Taking the weekends easy. =)

Been concentrating on composing this song I have in mind. I mean, I’m sure ALL of us, at one point of our lives, thought that we were FANTASTIC songwriters and we could take the world by storm. Yeah, I’ve ‘written’ plenty of songs when I was younger.

But you know, making up a song is not easy. You gotta work on the lyrics, the tune and melody, the tempo. And when the instruments come into the equation…Oh boy.

Then again, I’m not saying I’ve matured into an awesome composer. Granted, the only music background I have are drums and Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do. Uh huh. Don’t judge me. LOL.

Tentatively titled ‘Right By My Side’. (Go ahead, snicker you bastards)

Think back,
All the times we went through.
Don’t say,
That I wasn’t there for you.
But I know,
What I really mean to you,
And that’s just all you see in me.

And I think I should just ask,
What’s your answer to my feelings?

I told you I love you,
In my dreams.
Because I didn’t dare to say it
When you’re standing next to me.
I told you I love you,
When you’re not listening.
But all I want right now is you to be,
Right by my side.

Let’s just
Be friends, you say.
And I,
Smiled and said ‘OK’.
Who knew
That things would end this way.
And you just walked away.

And I think I should just say,
Let’s go back to where we started.

I told you I love you,
In my dreams.
Because I didn’t dare to say it
When you’re standing next to me.
I told you I love you,
When you’re not listening.
But all I want right now is you to be,
Right by my side.

Yeah, the lyrics are definitely not done yet, and verses need loads of tweaking. The melody is kinda…monotone according to Cheryl.(she’s the only one who’s listened to the sample)

Oh well.

 No, I actually think penguins are f***ing adorable.

And I need a new blog header. I mean, it might seem funny at first glance, but one can’t ignore and deny the element of GAY in it. Oh boy. SARAH SHEAH! NEW PHOTO PROJECT FOR YOU!! =)

I <3 <3 <3 Asha Edee Tria Cuthbert! *swoon* She’s now currently No.1 on my Bang-List Favorite Girl List. In case you’re wondering who this angel is, she’s not a TV/Movie celebrity, but she’s a star in her own way. YouTube her! =)

British English and Hong Kee Cantonese? *JIZZZZZZZ*

Now, back to the song…

Ohnomnomnom.

Little voice in my head says:

‘You need a break to set your priorities straight man.’

Sorry for not updating. Then again, there’s not gonna be many interesting happenings in a law firm right? pfftt…

Went out for dinner with Ee, Bunny, Spy and Thambi last night. Some place called Bistro 8 or something like that. Food there…let’s just say, even I can cook better than them, and I’m not exaggerating. Then off to Rasta for yamcha and shisha.

Speaking of shisha, again, I went to Rasta in the afternoon TODAY to erm…give ‘moral support’ to Weiwei’s shop. Bazaar thingy going on there. Ordered my usual shisha, Double Apple. Mmmm…=)

But then, must have been shisha-ing in the afternoon that was the problem, or was it? Coz I started getting REALLY light-headed and began sweating profusely, like air tangki bocor. BrianC was like : ‘Dude, you’re getting pale.’ oh muthafuck.

OK, someone tell me, what the hell is happening to me? Is it shisha-allergy? Nuuu…I want to enjoy my shisha! =((

I was driving home like that. I’m still alive, thanks.

I am ploud to be Chaineese. =)

My cape is blue.

Little voice in my head says:

‘Dude, you need a life than listening to me everyday.’

So much negativity in me now. Sigh. I’m trying my best here to be upbeat about everything. Rawr.

What I’m looking for and want won’t be found here. So let’s leave.

And I only noticed (ok i lied, i’ve known all along) that my iTunes has many…angry,sad love songs. Geez.

I’m sorry. My work life has made me a very very dull person. My social life has been cut down to half, and I’m missing my friends terribly.

…i have a huge nose. fuck.

I’m really barely hanging on here. I’m just doing my best to hold it in. Meow.

How do you fall when you fly?

Little voice in my head says:

‘well,now that you’ve got a sore throat, I’ll do the REAL talking for once, eh?’

It’s almost been a month or so since…then. But I don’t know about you, to me, it already felt like years. No, maybe to you it was only seconds, or you probably don’t remember any of it. I wouldn’t know. I wouldn’t want to know.

McFly – POV (Point Of View)

I never wanted everything to end this way,
but you can take the bluest sky and turn it grey
I swore to you that I would do my best to change
but you said it don't matter
I'm looking at you from another point of view
Don't know how the hell I fell in love with you
I would never wish for anyone to feel the way I do…

Because I hate to leave things unfinished.

Oh wait, what am I talking about? Haven’t I been doing the same too? Karma sucks big time.

And times like these, you can’t help but to think about the past.

Who knew isolation and solitary existence could be so…lonely?

You walk in a field of buttercups, and wish you were back there picking durians.

Little voice in my head says:

‘…what? don’t look at me just because you’re bored.’

I’m sorry, this is just my very lame and sick sense of humor, but I couldn’t stop laughing while and after watching it. The world misses you MJ. There ain’t no other freaks like you anymore. (oops! TEEHEE)

I am very bored. Like, very. So bored that BORED has lost its meaning. Wait, that doesn’t even make sense, none of this does. Ergh.

And yes, I’ve gained weight, you can all stop pointing out the obvious now. There’s a sound reason why I became erm…much more huggable. Well, it all started out with a pizza…then a Chilis burger…not to mention Kayu’s nasi kandar…

Oh fuck, I’m going to hell.

 Carleton what?

Yea, just got that in the FedEx mail this morning. Fucking postman woke me up just to hand me this. =.=

Well, that’s one offer I received so far. Where the hell are the other 3? ESPECIALLY UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO! TA MA DE! ACCEPT ME ALREADY LA! I VERY KAWAII ONE!!!! I WILL BE THE BEST ASIAN BOY IN YOUR CAMPUS!!!

suck up fail. I suck. suck what?