I took a mustached girl to buy a red thong.

Charades.

Hands down the best game you can ever play, especially with a bunch of crazy whacko’s you call friends.

Humpatron. FTW.

I wish you’d look at me that way, you’re beautiful eyes looking deep into mine.

Telling me more, than any words could say.

But you don’t even know I’m alive.

Baby to you, all I am

is the invisible man…

Bring back the classics goddammit.